United Kingdom, England, Essex, Rochford, Barling and Sutton, Southend-on-Sea
O mnie:
Handsome(ahem),tall 6ft 4", dark, beefy chap with own teeth and no comb over! seeking a cute/pretty/funny, lovely voluptuous preferably busty female.I am thoroughly unconventional and far from ordinary or dull but no chump, I enjoy cooking and making/repairing stuff, I like sport and getting outsdide but dont really follow football (wrong shaped ball!).I like all kinds of music.....country & western !! seriously though, soul,garage,house and funk and generally eclectic (acid folk skiffle!)I am solvent with own home and garden ,not a tumbledown full of engines ! I love classic,sports and contemporary cars and bikes,I like getting outdoors,exploring,old buildings,antiquities and anything a bit weird/strange/different. I like kids and pets and travel, still a lot of this planet to visit.I have a massive personality and an utterly wicked and daft sense of humour and can hold court without being arrogant or crass, Im told by my friends and family I am lovely (!!!) Im not vain nor a so caller "player" despite my pictures which may infer the opposite, I was recommended to display these !I keep myself in good condition with regular gym work and polishing ! I guess I am only single because Im fussy (or unrealistic!) and would rather be single than compromise!Looking to meet someone who is attractive and honest with an engaging personality and wicked sense of humour and maybe a buxom figure ! D'oh !. (One can dream !) honestly though Im not that superficial and someones personality and the ability to laugh together as opposed to at each other is essential as I am gifted for acting the fool !! just get in touch Im looking more long term,not NSA really..... no fruit loop/nutters,jealous,neurotic,insecure ladies please ! oh and if you look like Valerie Leon fantastic !! (you will all be googling her now!) Oh and I have heard this so much on POF unlike many blokes I dont do perving on cam or any of that bollox as im polite and endeared with manners, I believe intros and a meet are the way forward as opposed to keyboard fantasists to see if we get along, then I can do perving etc on demand ! also be realistic with distance, Im in Essex (no XR3 nor car dealer or chav!) and work in the City....and if you got this far you must be interested so say hello !!
Getting up in the morning,glass eyes,big spuds and spudguns,extreme ironing,top heavy ladies,lying in bed working out how girls work,weight training,classic and sports cars,motorcycles,scooters,being silly,girls hair,pulling faces,gigantic boobs,white water tea making,tight clothes,bra sizes,chocolate ashtrays,boil in the bag icecubes,fondu parties,blue nun vin,elastic seat belts,aureoles,DIY mammograms,turd hurling,battery operated power stations,playing tents in bed,pink submarines in the bath,fishing for snails,cutting shapes,smerk rings,biskuwits,mouths like ripped wellies,Porsche 911's,indoor mountaineering,peanut M&M's,acid folk skiffle,antique manequins,Jay Leno/Kays garage
